Here’s a can of worms: what exactly is going on with The Bionic Woman that has made the show so uneven? And I’m afraid that using the word “uneven” might be a bit generous.
For some reason, during my weekend TV catch-up, I made getting up-to-date on The Bionic Woman a priority even though it wasn’t all that compelling. I’m left thinking that there’s a lot that could be improved about the show — so much, in fact, that it’d probably just be better if they scrapped the whole thing and started over. Which, from what I gather, is kind of what they did.
I’m surprised at just how “blah” it is. The main character isn’t engaging due to both casting and storyline mistakes. At times, the show’s pacing makes it seem like a dry procedural. And the crime fighter-slash-head of household angle makes it seem like The Commish. Well, maybe not The Commish, but it’s definitely been done. It’s all very “No, you can’t have those $170 jeans! Do you think money grows on — LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROBOT”
So, if they end up going for “third time’s the charm” and completely overhauling the series, here’s my advice to the powers that be on how to improve the show.
- Probably re-cast the title role. Michelle Ryan seems like a softer carbon copy of Neve Campbell. You know, Neve Campbell without that killer Party of Five edge. I don’t really buy Ryan’s anger. She’s so girl-next-door that I doubt the character’s ballsiness and I’d prefer somebody a bit more severe.
- Go darker. I think Jaime should be infinitely more messed up psychologically. I like the revenge angle (she’s pissed about the first Bionic Woman killing the boyfriend), but I think she’s easing into this role of super heroine too easily.
- More Katee Sackhoff. I don’t watch Battlestar Galactica (I know, I know), so I can’t be accused of wanting them to turn the show into a Starbuck spin-off. But the First Bionic Woman Gone Wrong aspect of the show is easily the most interesting plotline. Sackhoff is engaging and scary and the character is complicated but doesn’t seem forced like the protagonist.
- Isaiah Washington? Really? Can’t we just let him fade into obscurity?
- Scrap the little sister angle. The family angle of the show is the least compelling part of the show and is actually more of an annoyance. I probably liked the pilot’s version of the sister better where they had Mae Whitman (aka Anne from Arrested Development) as the badass, slightly punk rock and deaf little sister. The new sister is cute and button-nosed (presumably, they just found her begging for spare change and mascara wands outside the headquarters of the CW), but also a liability from a story perspective. She adds conflict, but not necessarily interesting conflict.
Anybody else have any ideas?