In the interest of All Things Formerly Veronica Mars, I watched the pilot of Moonlight last week. Now, I’m no Matt Parkman, but is probably worse than you thought it would be. Poor Jason Dohring was the best thing about it, but that’s not exactly saying much. It felt like the writers had never really heard of vampires until five minutes before the script was due, let alone watched a single episode of Buffy or Angel. However, I’m sure it will do very well sandwiched between The Ghost Whisperer and Numb3rs (oooh! burn!).

Nervous tension is palpable.

Friday Night Lights premieres its second season tonight. I haven’t caught up yet, but it’s obviously a deserving show that many people love.

Seth Rogen hosts and Spoon plays music on Saturday Night Live. Promising.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: I was innocently scrolling around the listings and stumbled upon possibly the best Lifetime movie (based on casting only) ever: Katee Sackhoff stars in How I Married My High School Crush, which apparently first aired this summer and airs again Friday night. Check it out, in the interest of All Things Vaguely Battlestar Galactica Related!

Khaela Maricich is a wild woman.

• Just as a reminder, you can watch episodes of The Office online here.
• Click here to find out who won Top Chef.
• ABC has apologized for a racial joke on Desperate Housewives.
• Christopher Eccleston is remaking The Prisoner.
• E-Kristin talks to Jack McBrayer.
• The Riches is coming to DVD in January.
• David Spade’s .
• A Studio 60 cast member is making the leap to Brothers and Sisters.
• Kathy Griffin’s very own E! True Hollywood Story airs Oct. 20.
• 30 Rock must be drinking the same water as Will and Grace — they’re chock full of guest stars.
• In encouraging news, the Lost dudes indicate that they know where the series is going to wind up.