30 Rock returns! We here at TiFaux could not be more excited. Yay Emmy-winning show! Yay Tina! Yay everything! As you may have heard, this is the Seinfeld episode. I can’t wait to see all the NBC-bashing that is sure to take place.

The Office is once again an hour long, and Ryan returns to Scranton for, presumably, hilarity.

I really enjoyed last week’s Ugly Betty. I just can’t help it! I keep thinking I have no more need for this show, and then they go and make me cry (Hilda) and set up a bunch of situations I can’t not watch (Alexis with memory loss, Justin at Mode, Henry stepping off the bus). I should just accept that I like it and move on.

And then there’s Grey’s Anatomy. Do with that what you will.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Thursday is so full of entertainment, here are my also-rans: My Name is Earl, Smallville, Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style. Maybe on a less awesome night…

It’s recyclable.

• Jai Rodriguez — what are you doing?
• Ashley Parker Angel and reality TV have called it quits.
• Bonaduce vs. Fairplay — no matter who wins, we all lose.
• Rob Thomas is .
• Sarah Silverman talks to USA Today. Also, has the comedian lost her edge?
• Coming soon: .
• Enter the Dexter writing contest.
• There’s a new Ask Ausiello up with news on Grey’s Anatomy and The Office.
• Franki Muniz will be on Criminal Minds.
• Matt Roush talks about Pushing Daisies.
• The scourge of Jay Leno .
• Al Gore to guest star on 30 Rock?
• Molly Shannon, who is everywhere all of a sudden, .
• ? I’m skeptical.