Snap out of it!

President Palmer continues to be totally crazy tonight on 24. It sure seems like Unnamed Middle-Eastern Country is going to get itself bombed unnecessarily. Jack, what are you going to do about it?

How I Met Your Mother returns tonight, featuring Marshall’s bachelor party. No doubt you can imagine how Barney might react to such an event.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Special Edition: Do Not Watch This Show! Thank God You’re Here, an unbelievably painful-looking “improv” show, debuts tonight on NBC. Poor Joel McHale.

Now, for all you McDreamy voters out there — read this and tell me you don’t regret your decision.

What’s that? You stand by your vote?

What’s the matter with you? Do you hate children?

You know who you are.

• Little People, Big World returns tonight with one of the kids being hit by a 2,000 pound slab of concrete.
• TV Guide interviews the creator of How I Met Your Mother, who isn’t that worried about getting picked up for a third season.
• Season two of Weeds is up on iTunes.
• Get your inhaler! Battlestar marathon in May!
• A blogger examines the sausage party that is Lost.
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus seems to be taking her defeat in the TiFaux Tournament in stride — giving an interview about her Emmy and her show.
• John C. McGinley got married to his girlfriend who looks like, but is not Ali Larter.
• Michael Imperioli talks to People about The Sopranos’ last season.
• Battlestar: the movie?
• The Hills’ LC uses awkwardly constructed sentences to .
• Finally, you can read about the much-ballyhooed Seven Minute Sopranos recap, or you can watch it below.[kml_flashembed /Tz_Ees_-kE4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]