Identity Theft
Here's some shameful information about your girl Cristin: I have 14 monthly magazine subscriptions, many of which are to exciting publications like Glamour and Marie Claire. This means I'm quite familiar with seeing full page spreads dotted with seemingly normal-looking women accompanied by the question "Which one of these women {insert differentiating feature here: makes over 100k a year, is a Virgin, has HPV, etc etc}?" entreating you to turn the page and, you know, learn something about appearances and how they may or may not be deceiving.
So last night I'm watching Studio 60 and finally understanding why Maggie wants to sit outside their production offices with a pellet gun (I really like this show, but is it getting increasingly sanctimonious? Like, I won't mention my military brother to earn favor with the law/ I'll help this old timer who's seriously suffering from dementia/ I'll save the city of New Orleans/ I'll pull every ghetto dweller up out of trouble that I can?), and NBC gives me an early Christmas present: they've invented a "game show" where you have to pick which one of a set of strangers is a Vegas showgirl/ Kidney donor/ Fireman/ Vampire etc. Match all of them correctly, and you get $500,000.
And, though you can't see him in , it stars Penn of Penn & Teller fame. You know, the one who actual talks in the pair of magicians that didn't get eaten by tigers.
It's basically "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 12, guess which one!" only with stereotypes. Also, I bet Hasbro is pissed:
6 comments December 5th, 2006