I would strangle a koala for a cheese enchilada right now.

• Fall finales are leaving us with gaping voids in our lives. After tonight's episode, there will be no more Heroes until Jan. 22.  No more Veronica Mars until Jan. 23.  As we know, Lost's gone til Feb. 7.
• Project Runway's Laura Bennett had a boy!  The name is Finn — the same kind of stylishly old school name her other kids have: Cleo, Peik, Truman, Pierson and Larson.
• The CW will air the first two seasons of the British version of America's Next Top Model, condensed into two-hour nuggets.
• Those wonky Brits have also created their own sleazy reality show called Virgin School , which features the adventures of a guy trying to lose his virginity.  A wide group of people pretend to be offended by the premise. 
• While NBC has ordered a full season of 30 Rock, 3 Lbs. (which is, apparently, a television show) gets the axe.
• NBC is considering putting Friday dress rehearsals of SNL online.  And no one cared.

Winner of the funniest line of last week, Mr. Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan in 30 Rock.

Basically, I can't stop saying this. I may also start doing the robot backwards into Starbucks.

Congratulations, Tracy. Here's to many more victories in the future — 30 Rock has been picked up for the season.  

Wow. That was an amazing episode of Battlestar Galactica last Friday.

When people make choices that seem crazy or inexplicably hurtful and wrong, this show reveals its depth. Why why why would Kara do what she did on New Caprica?

She was scared; she was starting over; she chose a blank slate rather than the messy history of Galactica; she was Sam's hero and she once shot Lee in the chest; she feels guilty (about Zach, about shooting Lee, about leaving Anders on Caprica, about leaving Galactica/Adama); etc, etc, etc… 

There are actually a million reasons, but it doesn't mean that what she did makes sense. 

And still, people are embarrassed by the show's title and don't watch. I feel bad for them.