Who Would Win in a Dance-Off: Neil Patrick Harris vs. Matthew Morrison

Posted by sara September 17th, 2009 at 09:00am In General Glee Hotness How I Met Your Mother The Gays Who Would Win in a Fight

It’s back! Who Would Win in a Fight is back! Except we don’t believe either of these refined gentlemen would fight. If they had a disagreement, they would dance.

So this month brings back many awesome shows, including one of my old favorites, How I Met Your Mother, and featured the regular-season debut of a sure-to-be new favorite, Glee. Both feature suave and fetching fellows, and the actors who play those suave and fetching fellows are what TNT likes to call New Classics: handsome, funny, light on their feet, multi-talented. And deadly in a dance battle. Said dance battle would be legen…

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NPH

Strengths:

• Child stars who don’t crash and burn by age 20 are nigh unkillable (see: Mickey Rooney)
• Looks good in a suit
• Can do television, Broadway, and
• Played the Emcee in Cabaret, therefore, comfortable with mascara and pelvic thrusts
• ADORABLE
• Did we mention he can do magic?

• Weaknesses:

• From Albuquerque. Nothing awesome ever came from Albuquerque…until now
• Possibly becoming overexposed with Tony hosting, Emmy hosting in the same year
• Out of practice at hoofing after years of playing boorish straight guy on TV
• Proficiency with musical instruments unknown

• Matthew Morrison

  Strengths:

• Nominated for a Tony for The Light in the Piazza
• Getting lots of practice singing and dancing on Glee
• Now makes than Kanye
• Proximity to Jane Lynch indicates can probably cut a bitch
• Knows never to trust a big butt and a smile
• Can dance and play the guitar at the same time
• Seriously, how cute is he?

• Weaknesses:

• Was on a soap opera as recently as 2006
• Disappointed me by not still being in South Pacific when I saw it in May, waah.
• Unnaturally attached to disco
• Shrewish wife might be stifling creativity

• Who would win in a dance-off?

  …dary!